Mentally undress Matt Bomer
A creative fake of Magic Mike (plus its XXL sequel) and American Horror Story star Matt Bomer showing a hint of cock root as he’s stripping for cash money.
Joe Manganiello & the penis pump
It’s that scene from Magic Mike where Joe Manganiello fluffs his cock with a penis pump before going onstage. Of course, we all know this shot is basically a special effect. I like to think it’s fake but accurate.
Chris Hemsworth’s Vacation VPL
You want him to put the hammer down? I’m sure we all know these sexy shots of Chris Hemsworth in boxer briefs showing an epic VPL is a special effect made with a prosthetic penis, but we can pretend, can’t we? Watch Hemsworth’s buzzworthy appearance from the red band trailer for the upcoming Vacation sequel after the jump…
Jared Padalecki’s naked workout
Imagine Jared Padalecki’s cock getting rock hard after he gets his blood pumping during a nude workout. Body borrowed from Sean Cody hunk Jeremy.
Mentally undress Chris Evans
A full frontal fantasy nude of Chris Evans. While I’m sure Evans must be cut, circumcision didn’t become prevalent in the U.S. until the 1960s, which means Captain America is probably uncut.
Mentally undress Jake Gyllenhaal
Looks like Jake Gyllenhaal finally put on all that weight he lost for Nightcrawler.
Mentally undress Magic Mike
Warner Bros. just released the first trailer to the Magic Mike sequel, and most of the original cast (minus Alex Pettyfer and newly anointed Academy Award-winner Matthew McConaughey) is set to return. I guess Channing Tatum‘s titular character got tired of building furniture or whatever.
Confession: I have this on Blu-ray but still haven’t watched it all the way through. What’s it about anyway? Besides male strippers? I really don’t give a shit about the plot. I just want to see Matt Bomer top his Ken Doll routine from the first movie. Could also do with a lot more of the future Mr. Vergara Joe Manganiello — especially after that penis pump scene.
Watch the trailer for Magic Mike XXL after the jump…
Mentally undress Ryan Reynolds
Admit it. As you as you heard that Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively were new parents, you instantly started thinking about Ryan’s cock. Yeah, I know how your minds work, you naughty boys (and girls).
Buff body borrowed from Cody Cummings.
More naughty Pine
Chris Pine might look like a prince, but he was raised to be charming, not sincere.
P.S. — The face belongs to Into the Woods star Chris Pine, but the body and cock belong to gay porn star Paul Wagner.
Mentally undress Jack Donnelly
An inspired full frontal fantasy nude of Atlantis star Jack Donnelly. It’s too bad this show is on BBC America instead of HBO or FX, because we would’ve at least seen his ass by now. They keep teasing us by getting him naked, but since BBCA’s Supernatural Saturdays are family friendly, they always hide his naughty bits with some Austin Powers-style cock blocking. In the series premiere his character washed up on a beach without any clothes on. This is what we might’ve seen if those scenes weren’t so carefully framed.
Mentally undress Chris Pine
I enjoyed watching Chris Pine strut around in William Shatner’s tight pants in the upcoming Star Trek: Into Darkness. After glimpsing those bulging brief shots from the previous Star Trek movie and the runaway train adventure Unstoppable, I’m sure that this fantasy nude isn’t too far from reality.
P.S. — Body and big dick borrowed from vintage male centerfold model Scott Taylor.
Mentally undress Alex Pettyfer
A picture of Magic Mike actor Alex Pettyfer as you’ve always wanted to see him. Completely naked and coming out of the shower!
P.S. — That hot naked body and perfect cock are borrowed from Playgirl centerfold Derrick Davenport.
Naked Jake Gyllenhaal
Jake Gyllenhaal‘s ready for a casual game, playing shirts vs. skins.
Mentally undress James Franco
Imagine what it’s like to wake up with everybody’s favorite weirdo James Franco. Naked body and big dick borrowed from hung porn stallion Cody Cummings.
Mentally undress Jared Padalecki
Imagine Supernatural hunk Jared Padalecki with a super-huge cock.
Body and beer can thick, uncut cock borrowed from horsehung gay porn star Brad Patton.
Mentally undress Hugh Jackman
The boy from Oz — prisoner 24601 — otherwise known as Hugh Jackman as he appears to you in your dreams whenever you watch a movie from the X-Men franchise.
Sculpted hairy body and big, fat cock borrowed from vintage gay porn star Andy Mantegna.
James Franco boner
Another James Franco fantasy nude to add to your spank bank. The body actually belongs to Randy Blue model Buddy Davis (aka gay porn star Jack King).
Chris Hemsworth nude
A faptastic fantasy pic of Chris Hemsworth as Thor and his enormous hammer. FYI, the cock and body actually belong to gay porn superstar Chris Rockway.
Sam Worthington fantasy boner
In your wildest fantasies Sam Worthington likes to fuck responsibly. Here he is ready to go with a rubber on his big, hard cock.
The folks on FX Movie Download just reminded me that while prepping for his role in Avatar James Cameron recorded him running around a Hawaiian jungle wearing nothing but a thong.
Mentally undress Adam Levine
A full frontal fantasy nude of Adam Levine for anyone who wants to jump the Maroon 5 singer’s bones.
Mentally undress Tyler Hoechlin
A full frontal fantasy nude of Teen Wolf actor Tyler Hoechlin that’ll make you howl at the moon.
Chris Evans’ steamy sauna nude
Looks like Chris Evans is ready for some steamy sauna sex.
People do love attaching celebrity heads to Paddy O’Brian’s body, don’t they?
Mentally undress Henry Cavill
Up and coming Man of Steel, Henry Cavill, holding an enormous spear on the set of Immortals.
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