So we get to keep watching Tom Holland glow into his Marvel Spidey tights after all
Disney and Sony have resolved their custody battle over Peter Parker. Our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man will continue living with his cinematic dad (Disney) until his negligent, opioid-abusing celuloid mother (Sony) gets her shit together. And that means we’ll get to see the webbed wall-crawler in at least one more MCU movie before Sony is able to screw up the franchise for a third time.
All parties seems to be happy with this new arrangement. Tom and Zendaya seem elated. (We even got a “Fuck. Yes. ?” from The Rock.) I, for one, am looking forward to being able to watch Peter Parker continue to glow up as a full-fledged Avengers team.
And — if I’m being honest — one highlight of the next set of Spider-Man movies will be watching Tom Holland’s ever-increasing muscle mass fill out his red and blue Underoos. Now that Steve Rogers is retired, America is going to need a new ass. Check out some shots of Spidey’s peachy posterior after the jump…
Hoping he’s the next Avenger to accidentally leak nudes. Like for real tho.