In case you haven’t already heard, “Chris Evans” is trending on Twitter, and this is what everyone is looking for.
We’ve “Mentally Undressed” the former Avengers star several times before, but he’s finally gone and showed us the real thing. Apparently, he accidentally leaked a cock shot selfie on Instagram. Whoops! I know this must be embarrassing, but he has nothing to be ashamed of. So far this is the only good thing to happen in 2020. And I gotta say his “Guard That Pussy” meme is one for the ages.
Was it just like you imagined? See the video after the jump…
UPDATE: Now with even more wang!
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September 12, 2020 | Categories: Big 'n' Stiff Dicks | Tags: actors, big dicks / hard cocks, Big Softies, Captain America, Chris Evans, dick slips, full frontal male nudity, Hot Shots, hunks, male celebrities, naked men, nude, penis, The Avengers, uncensored | 5 Comments »
Chris Evans as Captain America (aka America’s Ass) admiring his own end game. 🍑
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July 5, 2020 | Categories: Cute Male Butts, Mentally Undressed | Tags: actors, Captain America, Chris Evans, cute butts, fake, hot guys, Hot Shots, hunks, male celebrities, naked men, nude, Peachy Keen, sexy, The Avengers | Leave A Comment »
Captain America bending over and getting hammered by Thor. An obvious fake. Because we all know Cap would never cheat on Bucky.
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December 10, 2017 | Categories: Mentally Undressed | Tags: actors, anal, big dicks / hard cocks, bodybuilders, Captain America, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, cum shots, fake, fucking, full frontal male nudity, gay porn, homoerotic, hot guys, Hot Shots, hunks, male celebrities, naked men, nude, sexy, Thor | Leave A Comment »
This naked hunk went rollerskating in a painted-on Captain America costume during a gay pride parade. You won’t believe what happens next…
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May 29, 2017 | Categories: Man Flesh | Tags: Big Softies, black guys, Captain America, cute butts, full frontal male nudity, hot guys, hunks, Mystery Meat, naked men, nude, penis, Public Lewdness, sexy | Leave A Comment »
Chris Evans Will Make You Fap-tain America!
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May 6, 2016 | Categories: Man Flesh | Tags: actors, Captain America, Chris Coy, Chris Evans, cute butts, Hollywood Exposed, hot guys, hunks, male celebrities, male nudity, Matthias Schoenaerts, Mr. Man, Mr. Man Minute, naked men, nude, sexy, video | Leave A Comment »
See Chris Evans‘ Avenger ass!
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September 4, 2015 | Categories: Man Flesh | Tags: actors, Bill Paxton, Captain America, Chris Evans, cute butts, DILFs, full frontal male nudity, hairy, Hollywood Exposed, hot guys, hunks, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, male celebrities, Mickey Rourke, Mr. Man, Mr. Man Minute, naked men, nude, penis, sexy, The Avengers, video | Leave A Comment »
If you’re gonna fight a war, you gotta wear a uniform. Or not. But is his butt as cute as Chris Evans‘?
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July 4, 2015 | Categories: Homoerotic | Tags: big dcks / hard cocks, Big Softies, Captain America, erotic, full frontal male nudity, hot guys, Hot Shots, hunks, naked men, nude, sexy, The Avengers | 1 Comment »
I’ve always admired Captain America’s firm, uh, devotion to his country.
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July 4, 2015 | Categories: Cute Male Butts | Tags: actors, Captain America, Chris Evans, cute butts, hot guys, Hot Shots, hunks, male celebrities, sexy, The Avengers | Leave A Comment »
Oh my god, that ass! It’s the best part of any Avengers movie. With his pants halfway down his bare butt, showing a visible speedo tan line, hastily pulling on a plaid shirt and wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, Chris Evans looks like a truck stop whore. I love it!
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May 3, 2015 | Categories: Homoerotic | Tags: actors, Captain America, Chris Evans, cute butts, homoerotic, hot guys, Hot Shots, hunks, male celebrities, male nudity, naked men, nude, sexy, The Avengers | Leave A Comment »
A full frontal fantasy nude of Chris Evans. While I’m sure Evans must be cut, circumcision didn’t become prevalent in the U.S. until the 1960s, which means Captain America is probably uncut.
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April 26, 2015 | Categories: Mentally Undressed | Tags: actors, big dicks / hard cocks, Big Softies, Captain America, Chris Evans, fake, full frontal male nudity, hot guys, Hot Shots, hunks, male celebrities, naked men, nude, sexy, The Avengers, uncut cocks | Leave A Comment »
Looks like Chris Evans is ready for some steamy sauna sex. People do love attaching celebrity heads to Paddy O’Brian’s body, don’t they?
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July 1, 2014 | Categories: Mentally Undressed | Tags: actors, big dicks / hard cocks, Captain America, Chris Evans, fake, full frontal male nudity, hot guys, Hot Shots, hunks, male celebrities, naked men, nude, penis, sexy, The Avengers | 8 Comments »
Some full frontal artistic nudes of actor Frank Grillo, who played Brock Rumlow (aka Crossbones) in Captain America: The Winter Soldier and now has a starring role in The Purge: Anarchy.
I had to step inside the Wayback Machine and rip these naked pics off a floppy disk, because I first found them in the 1990s. Back then Grillo was a regular on the long-running (since canceled) soap opera Guiding Light — which made these pictures somewhat controversial because soap producers are paradoxically prudish about nudity. Some soap actors (like Marcus Patrick or Jeff Griggs) found out the hard way that posing nude or having a gay porn past was a fireable offense.
See a couple more shots after the jump…
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June 29, 2014 | Categories: Homoerotic | Tags: actors, Captain America, Crossbones, erotic, Frank Grillo, full frontal male nudity, hot guys, hunks, male celebrities, male models, naked men, nude, penis, sexy, The Winter Soldier, vintage | Leave A Comment »
Easily the single greatest visual effect in The Avengers was this shot of Chris Evans‘ sweet jiggling butt cheeks.
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March 7, 2013 | Categories: Cute Male Butts | Tags: actors, animated .gifs, ass jiggle, Captain America, Chris Evans, cute butts, hot guys, hunks, male celebrities, sexy, The Avengers | Leave A Comment »
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