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Guard that pussy! — Chris Evans accidentally leaked a big dick pic?

Chris Evans' accidental Instagram penis photo

In case you haven’t already heard, “Chris Evans” is trending on Twitter, and this is what everyone is looking for.

We’ve “Mentally Undressed” the former Avengers star several times before, but he’s finally gone and showed us the real thing. Apparently, he accidentally leaked a cock shot selfie on Instagram. Whoops! I know this must be embarrassing, but he has nothing to be ashamed of. So far this is the only good thing to happen in 2020. And I gotta say his “Guard That Pussy” meme is one for the ages.

Was it just like you imagined? See the video after the jump…

UPDATE: Now with even more wang!


Peachy Keen — America’s ass!

America's Ass Captain America - Time travel Cap looking at past Cap's naked ass

Chris Evans as Captain America (aka America’s Ass) admiring his own end game. 🍑


Hot shot — Avengers Ass-emble!

Thor (Chris Hemsworth) fucking Captain America (Chris Evans)

Captain America bending over and getting hammered by Thor. An obvious fake. Because we all know Cap would never cheat on Bucky.

photo source: Fakengay


The star-spangled man with a plan

An athletic naked hunk rollerskating in a painted on Captain America uniform at a gay pride parade in Seattle 2012.

This naked hunk went rollerskating in a painted-on Captain America costume during a gay pride parade. You won’t believe what happens next…


Happy Election Day!

Sexy hunk in a slutty Captain America costume.

Go out and vote. It’s your patriotic duty!

photo source: crycwolf


Mr. Man Minute 5/6/2016

Chris Evans Will Make You Fap-tain America!

video source: Mr. Man


Mr. Man Minute 9/4/2015

See Chris EvansAvenger ass!

video source: Mr. Man


The star spangled man

Cute naked guy in a painted on Captain America uniform.

If you’re gonna fight a war, you gotta wear a uniform. Or not. But is his butt as cute as Chris Evans‘?

photo source: Keepin’ It RAW!


Hot shot — Patriotic posterior

Captain America (Chris Evans) has a marvelous ass!

I’ve always admired Captain America’s firm, uh, devotion to his country.


Captain America, fuck yeah!

Chris Evans with his naked ass showing!

Oh my god, that ass! It’s the best part of any Avengers movie. With his pants halfway down his bare butt, showing a visible speedo tan line, hastily pulling on a plaid shirt and wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, Chris Evans looks like a truck stop whore. I love it!

photo source: MensForMen


Mentally undress Chris Evans

A hot fake full frontal nude of Chris Evans!

A full frontal fantasy nude of Chris Evans. While I’m sure Evans must be cut, circumcision didn’t become prevalent in the U.S. until the 1960s, which means Captain America is probably uncut.


Chris Evans’ steamy sauna nude

A hot fake nude of Chris Evans in the sauna, naked with a huge erection!

Looks like Chris Evans is ready for some steamy sauna sex. People do love attaching celebrity heads to Paddy O’Brian’s body, don’t they?


Frank Grillo full frontal nude

Full frontal nude shot of actor Frank Grillo

Some full frontal artistic nudes of actor Frank Grillo, who played Brock Rumlow (aka Crossbones) in Captain America: The Winter Soldier and now has a starring role in The Purge: Anarchy.

I had to step inside the Wayback Machine and rip these naked pics off a floppy disk, because I first found them in the 1990s. Back then Grillo was a regular on the long-running (since canceled) soap opera Guiding Light — which made these pictures somewhat controversial because soap producers are paradoxically prudish about nudity. Some soap actors (like Marcus Patrick or Jeff Griggs) found out the hard way that posing nude or having a gay porn past was a fireable offense.

See a couple more shots after the jump…


Chris Evans’ jiggling ass cheeks

Chris Evans' cute jiggling bubble butt from The Avengers!

Easily the single greatest visual effect in The Avengers was this shot of Chris Evans‘ sweet jiggling butt cheeks.

photo source: ExcellentMen