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Guard that pussy! — Chris Evans accidentally leaked a big dick pic?

Chris Evans' accidental Instagram penis photo

In case you haven’t already heard, “Chris Evans” is trending on Twitter, and this is what everyone is looking for.

We’ve “Mentally Undressed” the former Avengers star several times before, but he’s finally gone and showed us the real thing. Apparently, he accidentally leaked a cock shot selfie on Instagram. Whoops! I know this must be embarrassing, but he has nothing to be ashamed of. So far this is the only good thing to happen in 2020. And I gotta say his “Guard That Pussy” meme is one for the ages.

Was it just like you imagined? See the video after the jump…

UPDATE: Now with even more wang!

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Peachy Keen — America’s ass!

America's Ass Captain America - Time travel Cap looking at past Cap's naked ass

Chris Evans as Captain America (aka America’s Ass) admiring his own end game. 🍑

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Peachy keen — Netflix & chill

A butt naked hunk wants to Netflix & chill with his boyfriend

Hmmm… Decisions, decisions… So there’s a new Chris Evans movie on Netflix. The reviews aren’t very good. Apparently, it’s so bad some are calling it a major career mistake.

On the plus side, his Avengers: Infinity War daddy beard is back. Also, Michiel Huisman (aka Daario Naharis from Game of Thrones) is in it, and he gets naked…

Yeah, I’m pro’ly gonna watch.

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Hot shot — Avengers Ass-emble!

Thor (Chris Hemsworth) fucking Captain America (Chris Evans)

Captain America bending over and getting hammered by Thor. An obvious fake. Because we all know Cap would never cheat on Bucky.

photo source: Fakengay

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Mr. Man Minute 5/6/2016

Chris Evans Will Make You Fap-tain America!

video source: Mr. Man

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Mr. Man Minute 9/4/2015

See Chris EvansAvenger ass!

video source: Mr. Man

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Hot shot — Patriotic posterior

Captain America (Chris Evans) has a marvelous ass!

I’ve always admired Captain America’s firm, uh, devotion to his country.

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Captain America, fuck yeah!

Chris Evans with his naked ass showing!

Oh my god, that ass! It’s the best part of any Avengers movie. With his pants halfway down his bare butt, showing a visible speedo tan line, hastily pulling on a plaid shirt and wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, Chris Evans looks like a truck stop whore. I love it!

photo source: MensForMen

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Mentally undress Chris Evans

A hot fake full frontal nude of Chris Evans!

A full frontal fantasy nude of Chris Evans. While I’m sure Evans must be cut, circumcision didn’t become prevalent in the U.S. until the 1960s, which means Captain America is probably uncut.

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Chris Evans’ steamy sauna nude

A hot fake nude of Chris Evans in the sauna, naked with a huge erection!

Looks like Chris Evans is ready for some steamy sauna sex. People do love attaching celebrity heads to Paddy O’Brian’s body, don’t they?

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Chris Evans’ jiggling ass cheeks

Chris Evans' cute jiggling bubble butt from The Avengers!

Easily the single greatest visual effect in The Avengers was this shot of Chris Evans‘ sweet jiggling butt cheeks.

photo source: ExcellentMen

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