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Mentally undress Chace Crawford

Full frontal Chace Crawford nude as The Deep on The Boys (fake)

Chace Crawford gave us a nice closeup view of his sweet, peachy backside on The Boys. Now just imagine what his front must look like! 🍆

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Peachy Keen — America’s ass!

America's Ass Captain America - Time travel Cap looking at past Cap's naked ass

Chris Evans as Captain America (aka America’s Ass) admiring his own end game. 🍑

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Mentally undress Tom Holland again

Tom Holland hung nude full frontal fake

Some more Peter Parker peter — another Tom Holland fake to add to the collection. Could you say “no” to this face if he asked for a blowjob? I bet he’d even end his request with a “please” and a “thank you.” So pure!

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Mentally undress Nick Jonas again

Full frontal nude of Nick Jonas with a hard cock (fake)

They made Nick Jonas look good enough to eat. Or to just lick and suck a little. Of course, the face belongs to Nick, but the body and that beautiful cock was borrowed from Sean Cody‘s very own dimpled Dean — the nude shoot from his first solo appearance.

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Mentally undress Riverdale hunk KJ Apa

KJ Apa as Archie Andrews naked in the locker room with a hard cock (fake) 'Be naked when I come home. I love your penis'

“Be naked when I come home. I ❤ your penis.” Just imagine… This is what all the other Riverdale boys see when Archie Andrews gets undressed in the locker room before hitting the showers after wrestling practice.

Of course the face belongs to KJ Apa, but the body belongs to gay porn star Ty Colt — a nude glamour shot from Falcon Studios’ The Trainer.

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Mentally undress Shawn Mendes

Full frontal Shawn Mendes nude gripping his hard cock (fake)

I’m pretty sure Shawn Mendes was conceived in a secret laboratory in the basement of the Sean Cody fuck house, so this seems just about perfect. ?

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All three Hemsworth brothers nude!!!

The Hemsworths have all experimented with their hemlines over the years, and we’ve got the hottest nudity from Chris, Liam, and Luke right here! Luke is most known for Westworld, but he did show off his super plump smooth ass on the Aussie series Satisfaction. Liam also stripped down on Satisfaction, in addition to going epically shirtless in flicks like The Dressmaker and Isn’t It Romantic. And of course, Chris’ ass was on full display in Rush, and you’ll rush to see his CGI cock in Vacation! — Mr. Man

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“Wait. That five year time jump means he’s legal, right?”

A shirt-cocking Peter Parker (Tom Holland) with his cute little ass out in bed with a naked Thor (Chris Hemsworth)

I think Aunt May just got the third biggest surprise of her life. What the fu– ?!?! ?

photo source: @AustinWilde

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Body of Work: Chris Hemsworth

“Not only does he play Thor, one of the hottest superheroes of our time, Chris Hemsworth is also a sexy piece of man-meat we’d never pass up a chance to see on-screen (or off). It only took Chris a few years to make it big and cash in his paycheck for playing the God of Thunder, proving that having a banging body and Aussie accent will get you where you need to go in life. [Get a closer look at his Vacation end credits cock shot after the jump…]” — Mr. Man

video source: Mr. Man

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“Tom Holland” nude shower selfie

Naked Tom Holland just out of the shower showing off his hard uncut cock (fake)

Some people desperately want this Tom Holland shower selfie to be real. It certainly got my spidey-senses tingling. Slender muscle-twink build. Ginger complexion. Uncut cock. Seems legit! Sadly, no. Ah, well… It’s not like anyone had a better change of having the Spider-Man star shoot his ropy webs all over your face if it was real. 🍆

photo source: @tom_spideyboy

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Some Tom Holland ginger spice

Full frontal nude of uncut ginger twink Tom Holland (fake)

Grrrrrrrr! That Billy Idol snarl! Now that Avengers: Endgame is out, Tom Holland is back. And your friendly neighborhood Spider-Twink is feeling much better now, thanks. You can find more male celeb fantasy nudes over here.

photo source: @twfakes

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Chris Hemsworth shirt-cocking it

Shirt-cocking Chris Hemsworth (fake)

Chris Hemsworth is a bottomless possible bottom(?) — and hard as a rock in this fantastic fake.

photo source: twfakes

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Mentally undress Nick Jonas

Nick Jonas gripping his stiff cock (fake)

If only… Priyanka Chopra, the new Mrs. Nick Jonas, is a lucky girl regardless.

photo source: @discoqueen1970

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Mentally undress Henry Cavill

Henry Cavill full frontal nude with boner (fake)

Have you seen Henry Cavill in Mission Impossible: Fallout? As you watched him mean-mug his way through bathroom fights and helicopter chases, did you find yourself wanting him to wreck your every orifice with his meat of steel? If so, this full frontal fantasy of the mustachioed muscleman should make it easier to imagine as you rub your nub. This fake is actually more believable than his weird Justice League mouth.

photo source: @dicksxxxballs

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Chris Pine’s penis is of interest

A full frontal Chris Pine fake nude (actually Paddy O'Brian's body)

In a move that will surely stiffen the competition amongst the Hollywood Chrises, Star Trek and Wonder Woman star Chris Pine — who is not Captain America, Thor nor Starlord — has an existential full frontal nude scene in the upcoming November Netflix feature The Outlaw King. But don’t worry. It’s not gratuitous. The plot required it. I guess we won’t have to mentally undress him for very long, because he’s about to show us the real thing. Watch Chris talk about his interesting penis after the jump…

photo source: ExcellentMen

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Happy birthday Chris Hemsworth!

Young Chris Hemsworth shirtless sexy body

Chris Hemsworth, one of our favorite Australian hunks turns 35 this weekend. This gorgeous 6’3 stud got his start as a soap opera star in his native land before joining the ranks of Hollywood hotties and hitting it BIG when he was cast as the God of Thunder himself in Thor.

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Happy Birthday Mark Wahlberg!

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One of our favorite hotties is celebrating his 46th bday today. We have watched him grow up from a ripped, shirtless “rapper” to a beefy, shirtless Daddy and we’ve enjoyed every minute. In 1991 he went solo (and shirtless) with Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, since then it’s been hard to find a movie where Mark Wahlberg keeps his shirt on! See for yourself with this very special Body of Work.

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Tom Holland full frontal fantasy

Tom Holland nude centerfold pose (fake)

In Spider-Man: Homecoming, when Peter Parker told Tony Stark he was 15-years-old, did you die a little on the inside — and feel all gross and pervy? Well, relax, because it’s Tom Holland‘s birthday, and he just turned 22 today. He’s been legal the whole time, so you’re only guilty of a sex thought crime if all those shirtless scenes made your Spidey sense tingle.

I pride myself on knowing these things. The male celeb fantasist who made this fake body snatched Allen King this time instead of Johnny Rapid.

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Mentally undress Tom Holland

Tom Holland S&M nude (fake))

With great power cums great responsibility. Tom Holland gives web slinging a whole new meaning in this S&M fantasy. I guess when some people mentally undress the Spider-Man star, they always see Johnny Rapid’s naked body. The Men.com exclusive’s butt shot comes from that time when Johnny got a blowjob from Jimmy Fanz on a giant spiderweb made of chains.

photo source: Gay Comic Geek; via Men.com

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Mentally undress Darren Criss

Darren Criss full frontal nude (fake) with big beautiful cock and sexy sidebutt

So I gave a hard pass to The Assassination of Gianni Versace because I’m totally burned out on gay narratives about death and dysfunction. But naked Darren Criss is always fun, right? Even if it’s just a fantasy. BTW, that lovely otter bod and magnificent cock actually belong to retired gay porn star Tommy Defendi.

photo source: Gay Famous Fakes

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Hot shot — Deadpool ❤ Spider-Man

Now that Disney owns Fox this Ryan Reynolds vs. Tom Holland fantasy might be closer to reality than ever before. Okay maybe not the fucking part, but the Spider-Man/Deadpool team-up part! You know Deadpool, who is canonically bisexual, would be all up in Spider-Twink’s business. Just as soon as Peter turns 18, of course.

BTW, those nude bodies were borrowed from porn superstars Johnny Rapid and Paddy O’Brian.

photo source: Fakengay

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Hot shot — Avengers Ass-emble!

Thor (Chris Hemsworth) fucking Captain America (Chris Evans)

Captain America bending over and getting hammered by Thor. An obvious fake. Because we all know Cap would never cheat on Bucky.

photo source: Fakengay

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Disaster In Your Pants! Hottest The Disaster Artist Actors Nude

“Everyone’s talking about this weekend’s Oscar contender The Disaster Artist, but there’s nothing disastrous about the insanely hot previous nudity from stars like James and Dave Franco, Zac Efron, and Josh Hutcherson!” — Mr. Man

video source: Mr. Man

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No, you can’t fuck Pennywise…

… but you can watch him get a blowie.

Apparently, even though Stephen King’s iconic villain, Pennywise, is an interdimensional child-eating demon, people can still tell that under the bald cap and grease paint he’s still kinda hot. And some people actually want to fuck him. That’s because he’s portrayed by Bill Skarsgård, of the world famous (and frequently naked) Skarsgard acting family.

In one of this earliest film roles during an explicit sex scene in the Swedish coming of age drama Behind Blue Skies, the future horror clown appears to be on the receiving end of an un-simulated blowjob. Though in reality he probably just borrowed his brother Alexander’s big, little prosthetic penis.

Anyway, this is as about as close as most Pennywise stans are ever going to get.

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