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Guard that pussy! — Chris Evans accidentally leaked a big dick pic?

Chris Evans' accidental Instagram penis photo

In case you haven’t already heard, “Chris Evans” is trending on Twitter, and this is what everyone is looking for.

We’ve “Mentally Undressed” the former Avengers star several times before, but he’s finally gone and showed us the real thing. Apparently, he accidentally leaked a cock shot selfie on Instagram. Whoops! I know this must be embarrassing, but he has nothing to be ashamed of. So far this is the only good thing to happen in 2020. And I gotta say his “Guard That Pussy” meme is one for the ages.

Was it just like you imagined? See the video after the jump…

UPDATE: Now with even more wang!

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Peachy Keen — America’s ass!

America's Ass Captain America - Time travel Cap looking at past Cap's naked ass

Chris Evans as Captain America (aka America’s Ass) admiring his own end game. 🍑

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Mentally undress Tom Holland again

Tom Holland hung nude full frontal fake

Some more Peter Parker peter — another Tom Holland fake to add to the collection. Could you say “no” to this face if he asked for a blowjob? I bet he’d even end his request with a “please” and a “thank you.” So pure!

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Week’s Best Gay Scenes With Dario Yazbeck Bernal & K.J. Apa!

“Netflix’s explosively hot series House of Flowers is back for season three, and we’re celebrating with the show’s sexiest MOANments ever! Dario Yazbeck Bernal shows his ass during a threesome and gets gay with Juan Pablo Medina in multiple scenes, while a slew of other hotties join in on the fun by showing their amazing muscly bods! Plus this week we’re bringing you  K.J. Apa’s gay kiss on Riverdale, Sebastian Stan’s can in Endings, Beginnings, and the latest Insecure nudity!” — Mr. Man

EXPLICIT GAY SEX SCENES WITH HOLLYWOOD CELEBS!

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Josh Hutcherson’s Gay Scene And A Bouncy Hard Cock!

“The final season of Future Man brings hot gay lovin’ from Hunger Games star Josh Hutcherson! Gregório Duvivier shows his super erect cock in Invisible Life, the Blu-ray of American Pie Presents The Naked Mile brings college asses and even a cock slip, the super sexy Paul Rudd turns fifty-one this week, and queer series Todxs Nós shows some rear!” — Mr. Man

EXPLICIT GAY SEX SCENES WITH HOLLYWOOD CELEBS!

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Body of Work: Aaron Taylor-Johnson

“Is there anyone sexier in Hollywood than Aaron Taylor-Johnson? And is there anyone with a bigger penis? You’ll just have to see his insane bod, ass, and huge cock in Savages, Flaunt Magazine, Nocturnal Animals, and A Million Little Pieces to find out!” — Mr. Man

Find a list of Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s nude scenes at MrMan.com!

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The 6th Annual Manatomy Awards

It’s time for the Manatomy Awards, the only award that shines a spotlight on the past year’s finest naked male achievements in film and TV. There are over 43 categories and TONS of sexy beefcake and butts. See ALL 43 scenes for FREE, right here.

Let’s celebrate the fine actors who had the balls to go naked… here are some of our faves.

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Tom Holland & Jake Gyllenhaal’s shameless flirtation

Tom Holland snuggling with Jake Gyllenhaal

The MCU is moving into a post-Cap & Bucky era, but no worries. Fans can book passage on a brand new ship. While Spidey/Mysterio was pretty much dead on a arrival, the real-life bromance of Spider-Man: Far From Home stars Tom Holland and Jake Gyllenhaal is raising some eyebrows. Especially after a recent viral moment from the Far From Home press tour. Check it out the video after the jump… ??

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So we get to keep watching Tom Holland glow into his Marvel Spidey tights after all

Tom Holland taking off his Spider-Man mask

Disney and Sony have resolved their custody battle over Peter Parker. Our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man will continue living with his cinematic dad (Disney) until his negligent, opioid-abusing celuloid mother (Sony) gets her shit together. And that means we’ll get to see the webbed wall-crawler in at least one more MCU movie before Sony is able to screw up the franchise for a third time.

All parties seems to be happy with this new arrangement. Tom and Zendaya seem elated. (We even got a “Fuck. Yes. ?” from The Rock.) I, for one, am looking forward to being able to watch Peter Parker continue to glow up as a full-fledged Avengers team.

And — if I’m being honest — one highlight of the next set of Spider-Man movies will be watching Tom Holland’s ever-increasing muscle mass fill out his red and blue Underoos. Now that Steve Rogers is retired, America is going to need a new ass. Check out some shots of Spidey’s peachy posterior after the jump…

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All three Hemsworth brothers nude!!!

The Hemsworths have all experimented with their hemlines over the years, and we’ve got the hottest nudity from Chris, Liam, and Luke right here! Luke is most known for Westworld, but he did show off his super plump smooth ass on the Aussie series Satisfaction. Liam also stripped down on Satisfaction, in addition to going epically shirtless in flicks like The Dressmaker and Isn’t It Romantic. And of course, Chris’ ass was on full display in Rush, and you’ll rush to see his CGI cock in Vacation! — Mr. Man

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Peachy keen — Netflix & chill

A butt naked hunk wants to Netflix & chill with his boyfriend

Hmmm… Decisions, decisions… So there’s a new Chris Evans movie on Netflix. The reviews aren’t very good. Apparently, it’s so bad some are calling it a major career mistake.

On the plus side, his Avengers: Infinity War daddy beard is back. Also, Michiel Huisman (aka Daario Naharis from Game of Thrones) is in it, and he gets naked…

Yeah, I’m pro’ly gonna watch.

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“Wait. That five year time jump means he’s legal, right?”

A shirt-cocking Peter Parker (Tom Holland) with his cute little ass out in bed with a naked Thor (Chris Hemsworth)

I think Aunt May just got the third biggest surprise of her life. What the fu– ?!?! ?

photo source: @AustinWilde

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Peachy keen — Spider-Man ass

Some sexy Spider-Man cosplay. Cute butted duded going bottomless.

Here’s a little something to go with that “Tom Holland” nude shower selfie. Let your imagination run wild because this Spider-Man doesn’t look too far from homo. ??

photo source: Chris Redfield

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“Tom Holland” nude shower selfie

Naked Tom Holland just out of the shower showing off his hard uncut cock (fake)

Some people desperately want this Tom Holland shower selfie to be real. It certainly got my spidey-senses tingling. Slender muscle-twink build. Ginger complexion. Uncut cock. Seems legit! Sadly, no. Ah, well… It’s not like anyone had a better change of having the Spider-Man star shoot his ropy webs all over your face if it was real. 🍆

photo source: @tom_spideyboy

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Some Tom Holland ginger spice

Full frontal nude of uncut ginger twink Tom Holland (fake)

Grrrrrrrr! That Billy Idol snarl! Now that Avengers: Endgame is out, Tom Holland is back. And your friendly neighborhood Spider-Twink is feeling much better now, thanks. You can find more male celeb fantasy nudes over here.

photo source: @twfakes

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The Hottest Stars of the The Avengers, Nude!

“Marvel at nude scenes from Robert Downey Jr, Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Don Cheadle, and Josh Brolin.” — Mr. Man

video source: Mr. Man

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Chris Hemsworth shirt-cocking it

Shirt-cocking Chris Hemsworth (fake)

Chris Hemsworth is a bottomless possible bottom(?) — and hard as a rock in this fantastic fake.

photo source: twfakes

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Sexy and naked Aussies

Shirtless Ryan Kwanten on True Blood

We love the men Down Under because we want to go down on them. In the Boys Down Under playlist we headed to the outback to bring you the hottest Australian actors nude. Gidday, fellas, let’s see some buns and boomer-wangs!

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Chris Hemsworth doesn’t know his own strength

Chris Hemsworth on all fours with back arched and ass in the air like a power bottom, playing with a cute marsupial.

It’s the pose that launched a thousand quips — and burst a million zippers on gay Twitter. While playing with a quokka, an adorable marsupial from western Australia, Chris Hemsworth innocently(?) positioned himself in the classic power bottom pose: on all fours, back arched and ass in the air like a power bottom. He’s done this sort of thing before. Maybe he knows exactly what kind of attention this is likely to attract. Keep scrolling to see some of the other times the God of Thunder accidentally or on purpose made us thirsty.

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Beefcake — Chris Hemsworth

Look at his butt! Chris Hemsworth surfing in a skintight wet suit, showing off his godly glutes.

A Thursday thirst trap: #ThorsDay edition. Chris Hemsworth living his best life — surfing in a revealing skintight wet suit — is the image we all need on another soul crushing news day.

photo source: OMG Blog

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Peachy keen — Tom Holland

Tom Holland in his Spider-Man costume, such a cute little butt!

Spider-Man lives! And he’s feeling just fine, thanks. If you were watching Jimmy Kimmel earlier this week you got to see the unveiling of Tom Holland‘s new Spidey suit for the upcoming Spider-Man: Far From Home. But, hey, it’s #SundayBunDay, and I liked the old Spider-Man outfit just fine. ??? You can see the bouncing bundle of energy in his shiny new costume on Jimmy Kimmel Live! after the jump… ???

photo source: Twitter

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Happy birthday Chris Hemsworth!

Young Chris Hemsworth shirtless sexy body

Chris Hemsworth, one of our favorite Australian hunks turns 35 this weekend. This gorgeous 6’3 stud got his start as a soap opera star in his native land before joining the ranks of Hollywood hotties and hitting it BIG when he was cast as the God of Thunder himself in Thor.

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22 Scenes of Nude Superheroes

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Superhero movies have dominated the box office over the past decade, but you’ll want the hottest heroes to dominate your box after seeing them in their steamiest nude roles!


Tom Holland full frontal fantasy

Tom Holland nude centerfold pose (fake)

In Spider-Man: Homecoming, when Peter Parker told Tony Stark he was 15-years-old, did you die a little on the inside — and feel all gross and pervy? Well, relax, because it’s Tom Holland‘s birthday, and he just turned 22 today. He’s been legal the whole time, so you’re only guilty of a sex thought crime if all those shirtless scenes made your Spidey sense tingle.

I pride myself on knowing these things. The male celeb fantasist who made this fake body snatched Allen King this time instead of Johnny Rapid.

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