Guard that pussy! — Chris Evans accidentally leaked a big dick pic?
In case you haven’t already heard, “Chris Evans” is trending on Twitter, and this is what everyone is looking for.
We’ve “Mentally Undressed” the former Avengers star several times before, but he’s finally gone and showed us the real thing. Apparently, he accidentally leaked a cock shot selfie on Instagram. Whoops! I know this must be embarrassing, but he has nothing to be ashamed of. So far this is the only good thing to happen in 2020. And I gotta say his “Guard That Pussy” meme is one for the ages.
Was it just like you imagined? See the video after the jump…
UPDATE: Now with even more wang!
Peachy Keen — America’s ass!
Chris Evans as Captain America (aka America’s Ass) admiring his own end game. 🍑
Mentally undress Tom Holland again
Some more Peter Parker peter — another Tom Holland fake to add to the collection. Could you say “no” to this face if he asked for a blowjob? I bet he’d even end his request with a “please” and a “thank you.” So pure!
Josh Hutcherson’s Gay Scene And A Bouncy Hard Cock!
“The final season of Future Man brings hot gay lovin’ from Hunger Games star Josh Hutcherson! Gregório Duvivier shows his super erect cock in Invisible Life, the Blu-ray of American Pie Presents The Naked Mile brings college asses and even a cock slip, the super sexy Paul Rudd turns fifty-one this week, and queer series Todxs Nós shows some rear!” — Mr. Man
EXPLICIT GAY SEX SCENES WITH HOLLYWOOD CELEBS!
Body of Work: Aaron Taylor-Johnson
“Is there anyone sexier in Hollywood than Aaron Taylor-Johnson? And is there anyone with a bigger penis? You’ll just have to see his insane bod, ass, and huge cock in Savages, Flaunt Magazine, Nocturnal Animals, and A Million Little Pieces to find out!” — Mr. Man
Find a list of Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s nude scenes at MrMan.com!
Tom Holland & Jake Gyllenhaal’s shameless flirtation
The MCU is moving into a post-Cap & Bucky era, but no worries. Fans can book passage on a brand new ship. While Spidey/Mysterio was pretty much dead on a arrival, the real-life bromance of Spider-Man: Far From Home stars Tom Holland and Jake Gyllenhaal is raising some eyebrows. Especially after a recent viral moment from the Far From Home press tour. Check it out the video after the jump… ??
So we get to keep watching Tom Holland glow into his Marvel Spidey tights after all
Disney and Sony have resolved their custody battle over Peter Parker. Our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man will continue living with his cinematic dad (Disney) until his negligent, opioid-abusing celuloid mother (Sony) gets her shit together. And that means we’ll get to see the webbed wall-crawler in at least one more MCU movie before Sony is able to screw up the franchise for a third time.
All parties seems to be happy with this new arrangement. Tom and Zendaya seem elated. (We even got a “Fuck. Yes. ?” from The Rock.) I, for one, am looking forward to being able to watch Peter Parker continue to glow up as a full-fledged Avengers team.
And — if I’m being honest — one highlight of the next set of Spider-Man movies will be watching Tom Holland’s ever-increasing muscle mass fill out his red and blue Underoos. Now that Steve Rogers is retired, America is going to need a new ass. Check out some shots of Spidey’s peachy posterior after the jump…
All three Hemsworth brothers nude!!!
The Hemsworths have all experimented with their hemlines over the years, and we’ve got the hottest nudity from Chris, Liam, and Luke right here! Luke is most known for Westworld, but he did show off his super plump smooth ass on the Aussie series Satisfaction. Liam also stripped down on Satisfaction, in addition to going epically shirtless in flicks like The Dressmaker and Isn’t It Romantic. And of course, Chris’ ass was on full display in Rush, and you’ll rush to see his CGI cock in Vacation! — Mr. Man
Peachy keen — Netflix & chill
Hmmm… Decisions, decisions… So there’s a new Chris Evans movie on Netflix. The reviews aren’t very good. Apparently, it’s so bad some are calling it a major career mistake.
On the plus side, his Avengers: Infinity War daddy beard is back. Also, Michiel Huisman (aka Daario Naharis from Game of Thrones) is in it, and he gets naked…
Yeah, I’m pro’ly gonna watch.
“Wait. That five year time jump means he’s legal, right?”
I think Aunt May just got the third biggest surprise of her life. What the fu– ?!?! ?
Peachy keen — Spider-Man ass
Here’s a little something to go with that “Tom Holland” nude shower selfie. Let your imagination run wild because this Spider-Man doesn’t look too far from homo. ??
“Tom Holland” nude shower selfie
Some people desperately want this Tom Holland shower selfie to be real. It certainly got my spidey-senses tingling. Slender muscle-twink build. Ginger complexion. Uncut cock. Seems legit! Sadly, no. Ah, well… It’s not like anyone had a better change of having the Spider-Man star shoot his ropy webs all over your face if it was real. 🍆
Some Tom Holland ginger spice
Grrrrrrrr! That Billy Idol snarl! Now that Avengers: Endgame is out, Tom Holland is back. And your friendly neighborhood Spider-Twink is feeling much better now, thanks. You can find more male celeb fantasy nudes over here.
The Hottest Stars of the The Avengers, Nude!
“Marvel at nude scenes from Robert Downey Jr, Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Don Cheadle, and Josh Brolin.” — Mr. Man
Chris Hemsworth shirt-cocking it
Chris Hemsworth is a bottomless possible bottom(?) — and hard as a rock in this fantastic fake.
Sexy and naked Aussies
We love the men Down Under because we want to go down on them. In the Boys Down Under playlist we headed to the outback to bring you the hottest Australian actors nude. Gidday, fellas, let’s see some buns and boomer-wangs!
Chris Hemsworth doesn’t know his own strength
It’s the pose that launched a thousand quips — and burst a million zippers on gay Twitter. While playing with a quokka, an adorable marsupial from western Australia, Chris Hemsworth innocently(?) positioned himself in the classic power bottom pose: on all fours, back arched and ass in the air like a power bottom. He’s done this sort of thing before. Maybe he knows exactly what kind of attention this is likely to attract. Keep scrolling to see some of the other times the God of Thunder accidentally or on purpose made us thirsty.
Beefcake — Chris Hemsworth
A Thursday thirst trap: #ThorsDay edition. Chris Hemsworth living his best life — surfing in a revealing skintight wet suit — is the image we all need on another soul crushing news day.
Peachy keen — Tom Holland
Spider-Man lives! And he’s feeling just fine, thanks. If you were watching Jimmy Kimmel earlier this week you got to see the unveiling of Tom Holland‘s new Spidey suit for the upcoming Spider-Man: Far From Home. But, hey, it’s #SundayBunDay, and I liked the old Spider-Man outfit just fine. ??? You can see the bouncing bundle of energy in his shiny new costume on Jimmy Kimmel Live! after the jump… ???
Happy birthday Chris Hemsworth!
Chris Hemsworth, one of our favorite Australian hunks turns 35 this weekend. This gorgeous 6’3 stud got his start as a soap opera star in his native land before joining the ranks of Hollywood hotties and hitting it BIG when he was cast as the God of Thunder himself in Thor.
22 Scenes of Nude Superheroes
Superhero movies have dominated the box office over the past decade, but you’ll want the hottest heroes to dominate your box after seeing them in their steamiest nude roles!
Tom Holland full frontal fantasy
In Spider-Man: Homecoming, when Peter Parker told Tony Stark he was 15-years-old, did you die a little on the inside — and feel all gross and pervy? Well, relax, because it’s Tom Holland‘s birthday, and he just turned 22 today. He’s been legal the whole time, so you’re only guilty of a sex thought crime if all those shirtless scenes made your Spidey sense tingle.
I pride myself on knowing these things. The male celeb fantasist who made this fake body snatched Allen King this time instead of Johnny Rapid.
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